• Me: -Day one of being sick-
  • Me: I am getting ill. I should eat healthy.
  • Me: -Day two of being sick-
  • Me: ....
  • Me: Fuck it, I'm gettin' McDonald's.

(Source: coalgirls)

"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
— Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

(Source: nakedhipstercircus)

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

(Source: borderlinecat)

vilexicabooboo:

JESUES FUCKIGNEG CHRISTST

(Source: iraffiruse)

Suicune, the Aurora Pokémon. It travels the world and purifies water wherever it goes, sailing on the North Wind.

(Source: suicool)

"Yeah I’ve noticed…more than once.

(Source: allisonargentdaily)