intense-silence:

nottdead:

evilfeminist:

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

I wrote,

"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

Basically the American education system.

wtf serious

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
— A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

(Source: alphalewolf)

animalcrackersinmyblog:

huffingtonpost:

Schooled  Larry King.

Watch the full interview here.

Like how dumb do you have to be to even ask that question

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope you’re lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

(Source: narcotic)